McDonald’s
“Into every career, a little retail must fall.” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow said that. (Though, admittedly, I may be misremembering.) Either way, if you have to work on retail, there’s no reason in the world why it has to be cultural pollution. In fact, it’s an opportunity. Specifically, an opportunity to have a conversation — one that often includes a BOGO offer. But I figure, no matter what you’re selling, you may as well try to make a connection.